Over the last few weeks I have found myself walking around thinking..."Seriously With This" and last night was the final straw. Carly Smithson was voted off of American Idol so I've had to seize the moment and just let out a great big....
"SERIOUSLY WITH THIS!"
Frankly, Carly Smithson's ouster from American Idol is the least of my concerns but it's as good a place to start as any.
How about this:
1.) I'm 27(with 28 inching it's way over to me faster then I would like) and I'm moving home because of the weight of oh so many financial situations. That's right...I'm going to be a part time Manhattenite. It's my nightmare come to life.
2.) I'm contemplating a variety of careers that a year ago weren't even on my radar. Am I going to sell out to corporate America? I shudder at the thought...but the shudders have gotten progressively less violent.
3.) All any guy that I "hang out" with ever wants to do is cuddle. WTF! I mean, I love to cuddle as much as the next guy, but for the love of God I have spent the last two years cuddling or engaging in some other nonsense that isn't what you are supposed to be doing at 3 in the morning. That goes out to all you barkers out there!
4.) And to bring it back to American Idol...everyone going crazy over Brooke Smith starting again. Am I the only one who really doesn't have a problem with it????
"SERIOUSLY WITH THIS!"
Frankly, Carly Smithson's ouster from American Idol is the least of my concerns but it's as good a place to start as any.
How about this:
1.) I'm 27(with 28 inching it's way over to me faster then I would like) and I'm moving home because of the weight of oh so many financial situations. That's right...I'm going to be a part time Manhattenite. It's my nightmare come to life.
2.) I'm contemplating a variety of careers that a year ago weren't even on my radar. Am I going to sell out to corporate America? I shudder at the thought...but the shudders have gotten progressively less violent.
3.) All any guy that I "hang out" with ever wants to do is cuddle. WTF! I mean, I love to cuddle as much as the next guy, but for the love of God I have spent the last two years cuddling or engaging in some other nonsense that isn't what you are supposed to be doing at 3 in the morning. That goes out to all you barkers out there!
4.) And to bring it back to American Idol...everyone going crazy over Brooke Smith starting again. Am I the only one who really doesn't have a problem with it????
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